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Half a Boat for Half the Price
Who says size matters? Lying on the sidewalk is a white half-boat, spray-painted with the tempting offer of “half price!” in red. It is like Black Friday for boaters, except you will only get halfway there. While one may ponder the half-price sale, consider that marketing gimmicks are not usually this literal.
In fact, we could say this deal is making waves—just not full-sized ones! Jokes aside, if one’s short on storage space but still wants to make a nautical statement, this half-off boat has their name written all over it. So go ahead, set sail—just maybe not in open water.
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