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St. Louis’ Zombie-Proof Vessel
Anchored securely in the bay, a white St. Louis MF boat dares to defy the zombie apocalypse. Written in bold letters across its side, the message is clear: “Zombies Can’t Swim.” It sounds comical, but the inscription taps into a cultural myth—often reinforced by horror films—that zombies are water-averse.
There’s no scientific evidence to support the claim, but pop culture swears they sink like stones. This boat is less a mode of transportation and more of a floating fortress against the undead. With tongue in cheek, the boat’s owner presents a whimsical yet oddly comforting thought—when the undead rise, head for the waterways.
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